Five thousand, three hundred and fifty-six
I’d probably suck as a tattoo artist.
I’d probably suck as a tattoo artist.
I don’t fold easily.
A new store just opened up nearby.
If I call someone and get the answering machine, I usually leave a quick message.
There are no nightlights anywhere in the house.
I don’t watch any TV shows that were based on books.
My teeth aren’t as white as I wish they were.
I haven’t been to a party in a while.
It’s easy for me to make friends, it’s just hard to keep them.
Someone has called me a rude name today.
I know what it takes to make a successful reality show.
When I’m angry, I often give people the silent treatment.
I don’t necessarily trust myself with sharp things.
I wish there were more arcades around nowadays.
I’ve tried short hair on myself, but I just don’t think it looks good.
When I’m home alone and I use the washroom, I usually don’t close the door.
I don’t have my whole future planned out, and I’m fine with that.
It’s weird when people have a whole ‘trajectory’ set out for themselves.
The last time I was in a hospital, it wasn’t for myself.
I know at least two sets of twins.
I recently purchased a new computer game.
I misplace things all the time.
There is a bobby pin in my hair right now.
Someone has given me a magazine subscription as a gift before.
I use adverbs too much.
I don’t think I’d make a very good model.
School has been going pretty well for me so far.
My iPod is charging right now.
I’ve named a pet after a celebrity before.
Movies don’t affect me anymore.
I didn’t really like the person on the cover of the last magazine I bought.
If the Jonas Brothers’ fans were real fans, they wouldn’t scream so much while the guys are trying to give an interview.
The season 4 premiere of Heroes was AMAZING!
Life isn’t ALL about having fun.
There are some lyrics that I will just never understand.
Clocks in my house either seem to be minutes ahead or minutes behind at all times.
I know what it means to be 'six feet under’.
I hate when people interrupt me while I’m watching a new episode of a show I’m dedicated to.
Whenever YouTube-worthy things happen to me, there’s never any video camera to catch it, so it feels like a waste.
Cute animals are only cute in theory, especially dolphins. - Um, what?
People are too concerned with being 'grown up’.
If I was Deryck Whibley, I never would have put up with Avril Lavigne’s shit.
^I’m surprised that SHE broke up with HIM, but not surprised at all that they broke up.
I wish my parents had put me in music lessons when I was younger.
I’m too lazy to commit a premeditated crime.
It doesn’t bother me when I’m hanging out with people and it’s silent for any period of time.
Poetry slams sound interesting.
I respect people who worked hard to get to where they are, no matter where it is.
I’m jealous of people who get to go to concerts all the time.
I used to always mix up 'greater than’ and 'less than’ signs.
In eight hours, I’ll probably be sleeping.
The word 'overrated’ is overrated.
My family is pretty fucked up.
The last cloud shape I noticed was some sort of animal.
I have a friend on Facebook whom I met through our love of a band.
I like guys with really deep voices.
I love the name of Weezer’s upcoming album.