Five thousand, two hundred and forty-eight
1. What’s your best advice for someone who’s as drunk as a skunk? I have none.
2. What’s your best advice for someone who’s as busy as a bee? Make sure to relax, and take time for yourself.
3. What’s your best advice for someone who’s as nutty as a fruitcake? Embrace your oddities. Or see a psychiatrist, if you're legitimately bonkers.
4. What’s your best advice for someone who’s as sick as a dog? Get lots of rest and take care of yourself.
5. What’s your best advice for someone who’s as ugly as sin? ...wow.