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Five thousand, three hundred and seventy-nine

Have you cuddled with someone today?
I briefly cuddled with Adam this morning before getting out of bd.
Can you smell anything right now?
I can smell the coconut scent of my deodorant.
Have you spoken to a relative on the phone today?
No.
Do you use the toilet paper with the colorful designs on it?
I don't see the purpose in having designs on something you're going to wipe fecal matter on.
Do you wear your hair up or down most often?
I don't have enough hair for it to be worn any way other than down.
What was the first thing you ate today?
All I have had today are potato pancakes.
Do you have anything more important you should be doing right now?
I am in the process of doing a final read through of my book before I pass it along to the editor. So, sort of.
Do you still buy the paper or do you get your news elsewhere?
I dn't read the news.
Have you ever eaten tofu and if so, did you enjoy it?
I have tried tofu and I found it quite bland.
Have you worn make-up today?
Nope.
Can you hear anything right now?
I can hear the sound of my keys clicking, and the occasional sound from beyond the closed door.
What was the last type of meat you ate?
POTATO MEAT. Actually, I had beef last night.
Have you taken any medication today?
I haven't yet.
Have you ever been suspended from school?
Nope.
Have you ever inhaled helium?
I have not.
Have you bought something that was on sale today?
I haven't bought anything today.
What was the last fruit you ate?
Strawberries.
Have you ever watched Parks and Recreation?
I haven't.
Have you watched a movie this week?
I watched The Princess Diaries again on Monday night / Tuesday morning because it was recently added to On Demand and I didn't feel like listening to Frasier and having commercials going. I wound up listening to the whole thing as I struggled to fall asleep.
How far away is the closest McDonald’s from your house?
Approximately three miles?
Have you ever been to a wedding?
I have been to two weddings.
Have you asked someone for advice today?
No.
Did you ever play Habbo Hotel?
Nope.
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
I have not.
Have you watched more than an hour of TV today?
I haven't watched any television today.
Ever wake up early on Saturdays to go Garage Sale shopping?
Yeah.
When was the last time you got a nose bleed?
No idea.
How old is the mattress on your bed?
Less than a year old.
Do you keep magazines by your toilet?
I don't keep any reading material by my toilet.
The last time you got dressed up, where did you go?
/shrug
Have you ever stolen a road sign or traffic barrier?
No.
Captain Crunch vs. Count Chocula: Who makes the better cereal?
I love Count Chocula, but I'd honestly rather eat Captain Crunch.
Would you prefer an ice cream sundae or an ice cream cone?
I'd like an ice cream cone.
Is chapstick a necessity for you?
No.
Do you watch movies with the subtitles on?
I do, sometimes.

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