Five thousand, three hundred and eighty-eight
Do you often take painkillers?
Do you often take painkillers?
No, not usually.
What are you wearing?
Typical lounging clothes.
What’s your favorite kind of chips?
I like original [plain] potato chips, nacho Doritos, and barbecue potato chips.
Do you wish you were in a relationship?
I am in a relationship.
Does anyone find you attractive?
I guess so. I mean, I assume Adam does.
Do you still watch kiddy movies or tv shows?
I watch animated movies intended for family audiences, if that qualifies as kiddy.
Have you ever been to the ER?
Yes, on account of I was having a baby.
If you were FORCED to overdose on a drug what would you choose?
...
Do you ever feel guilty eating meat?
I do occasionally, when I consider the conditions that the animal was put through, etc.
Where have you lived for the most part of your life?
Arizona.
How old are you?
I am twenty-seven.
What are you listening to at the moment?
I'm not listening to anything.
Do you have your own tv?
I own four televisions.
What color and brand of shirt are you wearing?
It is dark blue. I have no idea on what brand it is.
What brand of pants / shorts are you wearing?
Again, I do not know.
Do you wear eyeliner?
I do.
What was the last thing you ate?
Some tortilla chips and hummus.
What was the last thing you drank?
Cherry vanilla Pepsi.
Does anything hurt right now?
My headache has ebbed away mostly, but continues to alert me of its presence with subtle prods in my right temple.
How many years have you lived at the house your living in right now?
It has been almost eleven months, actually.
How are you feeling right now?
A little meh.
Say something random about your appearance at the moment.
I just dyed my hair today, so my hair is extra shiny and pretty.
What place are you dying to visit?
I'd like to visit Ireland.
Do you have chores?
Uh. Yes.
Do you watch WWE Raw?
No.
Do you dye your hair?
Evidently.
Have you ever been to Europe?
I have not.
Have you ever lived in a different country that the one you’re living in?
Nope.
Do you know the difference between Republicans and Democrats?
I don't really.
Will you be able to vote in the next Presidential election?
Yes.
Do you know any French?
I know approximately five words.
Did / do you take a language class in school?
I took Spanish.
Which of your parents will you see next?
Well, only one of them is capable of doing so ...
Have you fallen asleep in school?
I don't believe so, save for kindergarten.
What year were you born in?
I was born in 1988.
Do you like Chinese food?
I do, yes.
Wendy’s or White Castle?
I actually don't like either, but White Castle makes me want to vomit just thinking about it.
How tall are you?
I am about five feet, four and a half inches.
Who do you talk to most on the telephone?
My mom.
Do you like sushi?
I didn't care for any of the sushi I have tried in the past.
Do you do pushups?
No.
Do you watch wrestling?
Nope.
How many pairs of jeans do you have?
Zero.
Can you eat in the dark?
... yes?
Have you ever been hospitalized?
Does being in labor count?
Do you cry easily?
I do not.
Do you eat when you’re upset?
I avoid food when I am upset.
Do you care too much about people / things?
I probably don't care enough, a symptom of my apathy.
Do you ever feel creepy when talking to someone you don’t know well?
No.
Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Of course.
How do you feel about your hair right now?
Better than before I dyed it.
Do you think that you will be married within ten years?
I have been married for almost six.
What sort of music were you brought up on?
Classic rock!
Is Gordon Ramsey’s swearing offensive to you?
No.
Are you homophobic?
No.
Do you watch sports on TV?
I don't watch sports, period.
Do you know anyone with a land line at their house?
Thelma.
Has anyone told you they don’t ever wanna lose you?
Yep.
Do you like yourself?
Rarely.
Are you listening to music right now?
I'm not, no.
Do you ever crack your knuckles / back / ankles / wrists / etc?
I crack my knuckles from time to time, as well as my wrists.
Is it hard to make you laugh?
Nope.
Has anyone told you they would never leave and left?
Yes.
Do you have an innie or an outtie?
I have an innie.
What if your parents told you that you were moving to England, right now?
This is irrelevant to my situation.
Are you stubborn?
Oh, yes. Definitely.
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
More than usual.
What was your last phone conversation about?
Hamsters in garbage cans.