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Five thousand, four hundred and thirty-four

I think Hairspray is annoying.
I’m wearing shorts.
I have played the game Tiddlywinks before.
I’ve never seen the movie Pulp Fiction.
The bra I’m wearing is nude colored.
One of my great-grandparents is over eighty-five.
I know what Pearls before Swine means.
I can’t stand spicy food.
I join a lot of stupid Facebook groups.
I miss KABLAM!
I couldn’t care less about what happened to Tiger Woods.
I think my nose is too big.
I have a few bobbypins stuck in my hair right now.
I’m not wearing any makeup right now.
I love Julia Nunes!
^ I don’t know who the fuck that is.
I took a shower this morning.
I’m not sure how to play Old Maid.
I am awful at word searches.
I worry that no one will ever love me.
I never use a blowdryer.
I never saw the Adam Lambert mishap.
Superman > Batman
I normally let the phone go to voicemail.
I’ve seen the movie Tommy Boy.
I love Salt and Vinegar chips.
I wish I had bigger boobs.
I read Star magazine.

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