Five thousand, two hundred and sixty-one
Have you cuddled with someone today?
Nope.
Can you smell anything right now?
I can not.
Have you spoken to a relative on the phone today?
I haven't spoken to a relative over the phone in at least a month.
Do you use the toilet paper with the colorful designs on it?
Toilet paper has no reason to be colorful or attractive.
Do you wear your hair up or down most often?
My hair is too short to be worn up.
What was the first thing you ate today?
Smoothie and a granola bar.
Do you have anything more important you should be doing right now?
I ought to be showering and then writing.
Do you still buy the paper or do you get your news elsewhere?
I don't get the paper, but nor do I really read the news elsewhere.
Have you ever eaten tofu and if so, did you enjoy it?
I have tasted plain tofu, and it is just that - plain.
Have you worn make-up today?
No.
Can you hear anything right now?
I can hear muffled noises deriving from Adam's headset.
What was the last type of meat you ate?
Beef.
Have you taken any medication today?
No.
Have you ever been suspended from school?
Nope.
Have you ever inhaled helium?
I have not.
Have you bought something that was on sale lately?
I bought about thirty children's books from the library book sale yesterday, for a total of five dollars.
What was the last fruit you ate?
A chip that Emily offered to me.
Have you ever watched Parks and Recreation?
No.
Have you watched a movie this week?
I've thought about it a couple times.
How far away is the closest McDonald’s from your house?
Roughly two miles.
Have you ever been to a wedding?
Mhm.
Have you asked someone for advice today?
Nope.
Did you ever play Habbo Hotel?
No.
Have you ever been to Hawaii?
No.
Have you watched more than an hour of TV today?
Yes.
Ever wake up early on Saturdays to go Garage Sale shopping?
I have.
When was the last time you got a nose bleed?
Years ago.
How old is the mattress on your bed?
A few months.
Do you keep magazines by your toilet?
I don't keep magazines anywhere in my home.
The last time you got dressed up, where did you go?
I have no idea.
Have you ever stolen a road sign or traffic barrier?
No.
Captain Crunch vs. Count Chocula: Who makes the better cereal?
Captain Crunch.
Would you prefer an ice cream sundae or an ice cream cone?
I'd really like to have one of those cones dipped in the red cherry hardening stuff that doesn't seem to exist anymore.
Is chapstick a necessity for you?
No.
Do you watch movies with the subtitles on?
It depends on what I'm watching. My Netflix profile is set to always have subtitles on.