Five thousand, five hundred and seventy-two
Do you take pictures of yourself on a daily basis?
Do you take pictures of yourself on a daily basis?
Nowhere near that often.
Do you like the name Adam?
I do, yes.
What is the first liquid you drank today?
Water.
Have you ever been to Los Angeles, California?
No.
Do you believe in angels?
Maybe not in the traditional sense.
Do you prefer Pepsi or Coke? Or do you not care either way?
I much prefer Pepsi.
Is there anything in your past that you used to regret, but now you don’t?
Yeah.
When is the last time you ate donuts?
Two months ago.
Are you left handed?
I'm ambidextrous.
Do you use your left or right thumb to press the space bar?
Left.
Have you ever had a Hershey’s bar with almonds?
No.
Don’t you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
No.
What cell phone company do you have?
Boost.
Do you text on a daily basis? What about hourly?
Not quite daily.
What button on your keyboard do you press most besides the space bar?
Enter, probably.
What’s the last song you listened to?
Up in Flames by Ruelle.
When is the last time you sneezed?
This morning.
Who is the 3rd person you talked to this morning?
My mother.
Are you dating the last person you talked to on the phone?
No.
Do you like surveys that have good grammar and spelling?
I won't take a survey that isn't grammatically correct with proper spelling.
I won't take a survey that isn't grammatically correct with proper spelling.
Does your knee hurt?
No.
Has anyone ever bitten your knee?
No.
Do you know anyone whose name starts with an X, Q, or U?
Nope.
Do you know anyone whose name ends with a J, Q, or W?
No.
Has anyone ever called you sexy?
Yeah.
Do you have children?
I have a child.
Do you like raisins?
Sometimes.
Would you buy three 12-packs of Coke products if you liked Pepsi?
Where would be the logic in that?
Did that question even make sense?
No.
What is your favorite bug?
Butterfly.
What color is your camera?
Black.
Do you speak any language besides English?
No.
Can you eat cheese?
Yes?
Who was your favorite teacher in middle school?
Mrs. B.
Was math your worst subject in high school?
Yeah.
Are you in college?
I am not.
Have you ever driven a purple car?
No.
What about a green car?
No.
Do you drink hard liquor?
No.
Do you like Scrabble?
I love Scrabble.
What were you doing on April 21, 2008?
Who knows.
Can you count to 113 in a language other than English?
Nope.
What should you be doing now instead of this survey?
Nothing. I'm starting work when I finish this. Managed to get out 3,500 words yesterday.
Do you have a printer?
There is one in the house, but it belongs to Kyle.
What is your favorite food?
Cheeseburger and potatoes.
Do you like sweet and sour chicken on white rice?
Yes.
Do you even like corn?
Yeah.
Have you met anyone new yet today?
I have not.
What is your biggest pet peeve?
Bad grammar.
Have you ever overheard a conversation you weren’t supposed to?
Yes.
Do you wish it was 10 hours later than it is now?
No.
Have you ever been to New York City, Chicago, or Indianapolis?
I have been to Indianapolis.
Do you want some pie?
I DO! I have a turtle pie in the refrigerator.
Have you ever stayed up until 7:30 AM?
Yes.
Have you ever lived in Pennsylvania, Arizona, or Hawaii?
I have lived in Arizona. When Adam and I got to the car in the Walmart parking lot yesterday, he jokingly said that it couldn't be our car because it has an Arizona license plate and we're not from Arizona, and I said "Thank God." He then asked if I could think of any situation in which we'd ever go back there. I said no, that even if we were given a free house there I would just sell it. Then he asked "What if we were given a mansion but could only keep it if we lived there for a year?" I agreed to that one, ha.
Do you like ants?
I like ants when they aren't in my house.
Did you like the movie Antz?
No. The last time we took the car in for a checkup Antz was playing and it was so boring.
What is your favorite Disney movie?
The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Big Hero Six, The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Frankenweenie, Nightmare before Christmas ...
What do you think of “Octomom”?
Eh.
Eh.
Do you like octopi?
From afar.
Do you wish this survey was longer, shorter, or neither?
I wish it was shorter. I am not enjoying this one.
What was your favorite ice cream flavor when you were little?
Bubblegum.
Is it still your favorite?
One of them, definitely.
By the way, what is your name?
Bitter.
And what time is it?
Bah. I'm done with this.