Five thousand, two hundred and sixty-nine
How do you feel about Windows 10?
I have no complaints.
In furniture, do you prefer leather or upholstery?
I prefer both the feel and overall appearance of upholstery, not to mention the lack of sticking to it.
Dogs: Small, Medium, or Large?
The smaller the better.
Who do you know that "thinks this song is about [them]"?
No one.
Who pissed you off last? What did they do to piss you off?
I don't even want to get into it.
Should you find yourself in a relationship, what do you and your SO argue about most? Or ex, for the singles.
We don't argue. Really.
In the same vein, what is your conflict resolution like? Romantic relationship or otherwise.
What makes you laugh the hardest?
Weird things. Funny animals.
What is your ideal engagement like?
I wanted to be proposed to on the bridge in Olympia, where Adam first gave me my promise ring. That didn't happen, though.
Are people getting dumber? Or...
Yep.
Favorite breakfast food:
Crepes.
How do you like your coffee?
Iced and semi-sweet.
If you knew someone who had never had an alcoholic beverage before, what would you recommend first?
Alien secretion.
Are basements really all that important when prospectively purchasing a house?
I believe so. Especially here.
Are you sure your internet connection is secure?
Yeah.
What do you think the most important thing about life is?
Adventure.
How do you feel about friends that always insist on hanging out for like 4+ hours every time you see them?
That ... doesn't happen.
Recommend a book:
The Raven Boys by Maggie Stiefvater.
Favorite food genre:
Uh. I don’t know.
Do you like to cook? Or do you always prefer take out?
I prefer to bake, but fortunately Adam likes to cook.
What is the most annoying sound in the world?
Barking dogs.
Which is worse: Inquiring about a cable / internet bill, or returning something at the store?
The former, because it would involve a phone conversation.
Do you cheat your bank account by buying gas the night before you get paid?
What?
How much money does one have to make in a year before you would consider them "rich?"
I think making millions equals rich.
Are pets allowed to be on the furniture in your house?
Yeah.
Declawing cats: for or against?
I am against it.
What is your least hated chore around the house?
Vacuuming, which is kind of the opposite of what I felt as a child.
What is your most hated chore around thehouse?
Laundry.
Best hand lotion:
/shrug
What theory (serious or not) has always intrigued you?
I can't think of anything at the moment.
Favorite cheese:
Cheddar.
How do YOU make a grilled cheese?
Lightly toast the bread so it will be less soggy and cooks faster, butter one side of each slice, put two slices of cheese on, heat until lightly browned, serve with tomato soup.
Least favorite smell:
Cigarette smoke.
How late is too late?
In regard to what?
IS the night time the right time?
Yep.
What is your personal mantra during hard times?
I don't have one.
Who is your rock?
Adam.
Hardwood or carpet?
Hardwood.
Do you think the truth is out there?
Somewhere.
Do you believe supernatural beings really do exist, but you're like the extra in the show: you'll never find out because you're not a main character?
Some of them.
Do you talk to your pets like they're humans? Do you make random noises and faces at them?
I do talk to them as though they are human. I don’t make random noises or faces at them, however.
How would you feel if today was the last day you had left?
Indescribable.
What do you think about drinking alcohol while grocery shopping?
It sounds like a bad idea.
Do you feel small when you look up at the stars at night?
That I do.
What is your favorite time of day to go to the grocery store?
Afternoon.
Does it make you happy to cross something off a to-do list?
Indeed.
Sunny D or Tang?
Sunny D.
Rice or Udon?
I am unfamiliar with Udon.
Sashimi or Ngiri?
Neither.
Is this Chicken or is this Fish?
Pardon?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
I don't know.