Five thousand, two hundred and seventy-eight
I used to give people bunny ears in pictures when I was a kid.
When I’m drunk I feel like I’m the funniest person on the planet, and when I sober up I realize how stupid I sounded.
Sometimes when I talk I forget to swallow my spit.
I recently got a job.
My cat is my best friend and I don’t care if that’s lame.
I really can never find any good new songs anymore, I think I need to find a new genre of music.
The Bad Girls Club is really entertaining.
I’ve always wanted to make a “would you wear it” survey but never got around to it.
People need to learn when it’s time to just shut their fucking mouth.
I hate explaining things to other people because I feel like I’m doing it wrong.
I would much rather be weird than be boring.
Everyone in my family is really sarcastic.
I actually did not watch the Grammy'sthis year.
Sometimes I’ll like a celebrity and then stop liking them after awhile because it seems like they try too hard.
I really don’t care who wins the Super Bowlthis year.
Donnie from Jersey Shore's laugh always makes me start cracking up.
I feel really awkward when I’m with a friend and they fight with a parent, I never know what to do.
I really love stuff with snake skin print.
I’m not a pessimist nor am I an optimist, I’m more of a realist.
I don’t like tomatoes at all but for some reason I like tomato soup and ketchup.
My pets have their own beds.
I used a condom the last time I had sex.
There’re certain songs I could play a million times and never get sick of.
I really don’t like those fur hats that make you look like you have a skunk on your head.
One of my parents recently got laid off.
I watched at least 5 YouTube videos today.
Sometimes I look at people and wonder how they can not care how they look.
I have contacts that I rarely wear because they irritate my eyes.
Craigslist is like my life saver.
If I could block all forwards from sending to my phone, I would.
I’m getting a pay check within the next couple weeks.
Sometimes I feel like my significant other doesn’t even like me anymore.
I own a piece of jewelry with some sort of animal on it.
I plan on going to bed early tonight.
I plan on sending a text to the red cross to help people in Haiti.
People who say they’re afraid of nothing or that they’re “fearless” are full of shit.
I always feel like I need to elaborate in my surveys.
I have a nickname that I call my period.