Five thousand, six hundred and seventy-seven
How serious are your feelings for the person you like?
As serious as one can possibly be.
Have you ever met a gay person?
Um. Yes. You act like they're some sort of rare form of human.
Do you live close to the person you like?
We live together.
Have you ever been in a long distance relationship?
Yes.
Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
Mhm.
Do you believe your ex cares about you?
/shrug Who knows?
Are you currently frustrated with a boy / girl?
No.
Did people ever make fun of you as a kid?
Yep.
What health problems occur in your family?
High blood pressure, kidney disease, depression, and anxiety are common in my family.
What did you last purchase at Target?
Like, seven things of learning cards for Emily.
Like, seven things of learning cards for Emily.
Who knows you better than you know yourself?
Adam?
Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?
Just my daughter.
Would you go out in public looking like you do right now?
I could, but I doubt I would.
What is something you disliked about your day?
So far, I have no complaints.
First thing you ate today?
Toasted strawberry swirl bread with cream cheese and a bowl of strawberries, blackberries, and sliced banana.
What are you listening to?
Nothing.
Have you ever wasted your time on someone?
I guess you would say that.
Do you go to therapy? If not, do you think you need to? Why?
No, I don't. Some would probably advise it.
Does your mom’s side of the family get along with your dad’s side?
Some of them, yes.
Have you ever written an erotic story?
No.