Five thousand, six hundred and sixty-nine
1. Can you see any mountains or big hills from your window?
There are no mountains or big hills here.
2. Do you like foot massages, or do you hate when people touch your feet?
I have no interest in foot massages.
3. How often do you have to buy computer paper?
Never.
4. Where do you buy your ink cartridge?
I don't.
5. Have you ever had a pet rock?
Yes.
6. Do your parents let you skip school sometimes?
They did. Sometimes, though, I didn't give them much choice.
7. Have you ever read or seen ‘The Paper Bag Princess’? What about ‘Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs’?
Based on this question, I believe I have taken this survey before. Regardless, yes. I loved The Paper Bag Princess when I was a kid.
8. Do you know anyone who disagrees with mostly everything you say?
No.
No.
9. Do you have any throw pillows on your couch? What do they look like?
I do. They are brown.
10. Which would you rather do on a date - roller skate in the park or have a picnic?
The latter.
11. Don’t you just hate it when you go to a fast food restaurant and there isn’t a clean table anywhere?
Yes.
12. Do you resemble any Disney princesses?
I don't believe so, no.
I don't believe so, no.
13. Have you ever waited in line to meet someone famous?
Nope.
14. Would you rather eat lunch with the first president or the current one?
The first.
The first.
15. What do you do with magazines after you’ve read them?
I don't read magazines.
16. Do you own the movie Finding Nemo?
I do!
17. What do you think - are fish food or friends?
Somewhere in between.
18. Do you prefer to eat spaghetti plain or with sauce and meatballs?
Sauce and meatballs.
19. Do you take advantage of those ‘buy two, get one half off / free’ deals, or do you usually just pass?
Sometimes.
20. Do you have any Thanksgiving or Christmas themed salt and pepper shakers?
Nope. I have squirrel salt and pepper shakers!